不吃飯的女孩都去參加女團了，像我們這種貪吃的，可能就剩下美團可以參加了。
Girls who do n’t eat all go to the women ’s group. If we are greedy, we may leave the US group.
去吃飯的時候，我不好意思點兩碗，就假裝在打電話點了你的飯，等我吃完飯後，再假裝打電話，你不來了，我才好意思把另一碗吃掉。
When I went to dinner, I was embarrassed to order two bowls. I pretended to order your meal on the phone. When I finished eating, I pretended to call again. If you do not come, I am embarrassed to eat another bowl.
我本來是穿衞衣的，可當你身邊出現了別的女孩時，我開始穿上了性感的吊帶。
I was originally wearing a sweater, but when other girls appeared around you, I began to put on sexy suspenders.
下個星期，沒補完馬克思筆記的各位，請各位給我一刀。
Next week, if you have n’t completed Marx ’s notes, please give me a knife.
吃雞經驗，最後只剩幾個人趴在安全圈裏的時候，儘量選擇山坡上，周圍都有樹的朝南位置，因為這樣選墓地的風水比較好！
In the experience of eating chicken, when there are only a few people lying down in the safety circle, try to choose a hillside with trees facing south, because the feng shui of the cemetery is better!
剛剛給一個喜歡很久的男生髮了一條消息，然後收到了紅色感嘆號，陷入了久久的沉思，紅色，紅色，多麼喜慶的顏色啊，哦，我明白了這一定是你對我的熱情，你想和在一起，我願意。
I just sent a message to a boy I loved for a long time, and then received a red exclamation mark, and fell into a long time of contemplation, red, red, what a festive color, oh, I understand this must be your passion for me, you think Together, I am willing.
讀書太少，出社會太早，一手好牌被自己打爛，如果不是看了身份證我都忘了，我才芳齡16歲啊。
Too few books, too early to go out of the society, a good hand was smashed by myself, if not read the ID card I have forgotten, I was only 16 years old.
哄女孩子的方式有70種，1是購物剩下69項，全靠“我錯了”來填空。
There are 70 ways to coax a girl, 1 is that there are 69 items left in the shopping, all rely on "I'm wrong" to fill in the blanks.
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