作業寫不完發的搞笑句子,幽默有才,太提神了!

1、不是我不想寫作業,是我一碰作業,手機就吃醋。

It's not that I don't want to do my homework, but that when I touch it, my cell phone becomes jealous.

2、本來想來一場轟轟烈烈的複習,結果把作業寫完都是個問題。

I wanted to have a vigorous review, but it was a problem to finish my homework.

作業寫不完發的搞笑句子,幽默有才,太提神了!

3、以前有個人想寫完作業再吃飯,後來他餓死了。

There used to be a man who wanted to finish his homework before eating, but later he starved to death.

4、有些歌聽前奏就愛上了,有些人看第一眼就喜歡上了,有些作業打開第一頁就不想做了。

Some songs fall in love with this song when they listen to the prelude, some people fall in love with this person at first sight, some homework open the first page and don't want to do it.

作業寫不完發的搞笑句子,幽默有才,太提神了!

5、我已經把作業放在陽台上了,這就叫萬事俱備,只欠東風。

I have put my homework on the balcony, so that everything is ready, only the east wind.

6、請問我消極對待作業,能不能取消我做作業的資格?

If I treat homework negatively, can I be disqualified from doing homework?

作業寫不完發的搞笑句子,幽默有才,太提神了!

7、我有一個技能,可以在兩天內寫完寒假作業,可這個技能要在寒假最後兩天才能完成。

I have a skill that can finish my homework in two days, but this skill can only be completed in the last two days of winter vacation.

8、寫作業時碰了手機,就像吃了炫邁根本停不下來。

When I touch my mobile phone while doing my homework, it's like eating xuanmai and I can't stop.

作業寫不完發的搞笑句子,幽默有才,太提神了!

9、剛才躺在牀上聽歌,發現作業還有一大堆沒寫,我啪啪打了自己幾巴掌,聽歌呢,想啥?

Just now, I was lying in bed listening to songs. I found that there was still a lot of homework left unwritten. I slapped myself a few times: I was listening to songs. What was I thinking?

10、手上沒幾十張卷子,都不好意思説自己放假。

If you don't have dozens of papers, you're too embarrassed to say you're on holiday.

作業寫不完發的搞笑句子,幽默有才,太提神了!

11、不寫作業心裏難受,一寫作業渾身難受。

When I don't do my homework, I feel sad. I feel sick when I do my homework.

12、我對作業不仁不義,作業對我不離不棄。

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