1、你有權保持沉默，但你給我朋友圈點的每一個贊都將成為你暗戀我的證據。
You have the right to remain silent, but every compliment you give to my friend will be evidence that you secretly love me.
2、我長得這麼好看，主要謝謝我的父母，要不是他們給了我這個嘴，我也不會天天説。
I look so good-looking, mainly thank my parents, if they did not give me this mouth, I would not say it every day.
3、生活小常識：通過掌紋可以看出女朋友的性格，比如她的掌紋經常出現在你臉上，説明她的性格比較暴躁。
Life tips: you can see the character of your girlfriend through the palmprint. For example, her palmprint often appears on your face, indicating that her personality is more irritable.
4、今天有人在我面前炫富，我笑了笑，一巴掌拍在我的蘭博基尼上，蹦出兩塊南孚電池。
Today, someone was showing off his wealth in front of me. I laughed, slapped my Lamborghini and jumped out two Nanfu batteries.
5、為什麼要提醒我錢不是萬能的，我只想要錢而已，又沒指望它萬能。
Why remind me that money is not everything, I just want money, and I don't expect it to be everything.
6、付出一定會有回報的，我付出了真心，果然收到了傷害。
Pay will certainly have the repayment, I paid sincerely, as expected received the harm.
7、我想知道你們喜歡的人都叫你們什麼，我喜歡的人都叫我滾。
I want to know what the people you like call you, and the people I like tell me to get out of here.
8、如果覺得工作很煩，就找個地方旅遊吧，把錢花光了，就會認命地工作。
If you feel very tired of work, you can find a place to travel. If you spend all your money, you will work with your life.
9、這個世界上給我最多保護的，也只有我方防禦塔了。
The only defense tower in the world that gives me the most protection is our defense tower.
10、我們不認識沒關係，這天非常熱，一小會我們就熟了。
It doesn't matter if we don't know each other. It's very hot on this day. We'll be familiar in a short time.
11、很多人的現狀：連一場認真的戀愛都沒談過，就開始被催婚了。
Many people's current situation: even a serious love did not talk about, began to be prompted to marry.
12、人醜就要多讀書，難怪大家都説，一看我就不是讀書的料。
If you are ugly, you should read more books. No wonder we all say that I am not good at reading.
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