「晚安」憑實力來搞笑的精緻短句，又皮又個性，打敗你的不開心！

今日份的可可愛愛~

如果能相逢，我一定扭頭就跑，留下你的懵逼臉。

If I can meet, I must turn my head and run, leaving your ignorant face.

想爆富，就去修南牆，反正會有源源不斷的人撞。

If you want to get rich, you can repair the south wall, anyway, there will be a continuous stream of people hitting.

你雖然不是最好的，但是有你，卻能突出我更好。

Although you are not the best, but with you, it is better to highlight me.

大半夜，刷著朋友圈，只是想看看哪個比我睡得還晚。

In the middle of the night, brushing the circle of friends, just want to see which one sleeps later than me.

今天週五，敷衍一下，週末才更快樂！

Today Friday, perfunctory look at the weekend was happier!

保持美麗的秘訣，P圖，保持年輕的秘訣，謊報年齡！

The secret to staying beautiful, P-picture, the secret to staying young, lie about age!

還好你沒品味，不然世界又多一個單身狗了。

Fortunately, you have no taste, otherwise there will be another single dog in the world.

為什麼我的作業就像π一樣，無窮無盡，還不帶重複的。

Why is my homework like π, endless, without repetition.

愛情，可以晚點來，但是打野絕對不行，我怕一不小心就被對面勾進懷裡了。

Love, you can come later, but jungle is definitely not possible, I am afraid that I will be hooked into the arms by accident.

玩遊戲時，最看不起那種偷家贏了的對面，但是這人是我隊友，那就當我沒說。

When playing the game, I look down on the opposite side that the thief won, but this person is my teammate, then when I did not say.

漂亮的女生多多少少會有點自卑，可是男的就不同，越醜越來勁。

Beautiful girls are more or less inferior, but men are different, the more ugly they are.

開開心心，不動腦筋；可可愛愛，沒有腦袋；高高興興，沒有毛病；白白胖胖，充滿希望；快快樂樂，丟掉難過；健健康康，吃嘛嘛香；平平淡淡，賺錢過萬；順順利利，萬事如意；好好唸書，數學除外。

Be happy, don't use your brain; cute and love, no head; happy and happy, no problems; white and fat, full of hope; happy and happy, lost and sad; healthy and healthy, eat delicious; plain and simple Thousands; smooth and profitable, everything goes well; study hard, except mathematics.

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