有哪些甜甜中帶有點沙 雕的諧音梗文案?

你好像胖了 沒事我可以陪你減肥 明天我們戒葷(結婚)吧!

You seem to be fat and I can accompany you to lose weight. Let's get married tomorrow!

有哪些甜甜中帶有點沙 雕的諧音梗文案?

你有《時間簡史》嘛?我有時間撿那玩意兒幹嘛!

Do you have a brief history of time? Why would I have time to pick that up!

女朋友問我,為什麼你的手熱,我的手涼?我說,因為我是小夥子,你是小姑涼!

My girlfriend asked me why your hands are hot and my hands are cold? I said, because I am a young man, you are a little girl!

有哪些甜甜中帶有點沙 雕的諧音梗文案?

把雞和稀飯一起炒,這就會得到一碗炒雞稀飯泥。

Stir-fry the chicken and rice porridge together, and you will get a bowl of fried chicken rice porridge mud.

當你洗衣服沒有洗衣粉時候,嘴裡咬一張撲克牌,因為雕牌洗衣粉。

When you wash clothes without detergent, bite a playing card in your mouth, because carving detergent.

有哪些甜甜中帶有點沙 雕的諧音梗文案?

女孩子要稍微做點壞事,然後老天一生氣,就給你發個小夥。

A girl should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when she is angry.

我給你科普一下鴨的種類:小黃鴨、可達鴨、北京烤鴨、你有沒有想我鴨~

I'll give you some information about the types of ducks: Little Yellow Duck, Koda Duck, Beijing Roast Duck, have you missed my duck?

有哪些甜甜中帶有點沙 雕的諧音梗文案?

在家不小心撞到桌角,桌上的抹布掉下來,居然滾出了門外,原來是布能出門。

At home accidentally hit the corner of the table, the table rag fell down, actually rolled out of the door, the original cloth can go out.

我說我喜歡李 白,陸 遊 氣壞了,於是我家不能上網了。

I said I like Li Bai, Lu You is angry, so my family can not access the Internet.

有哪些甜甜中帶有點沙 雕的諧音梗文案?

我想一夜暴富,實在不行抱你也可以。

I want to get rich overnight, and I can hug you if I can't.

今天給你科普下果泥,土豆泥,紅薯泥,紫薯泥,我今天很想泥。

Today, I will give you mashed fruit, mashed potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes and mashed purple potatoes. I want to make mashed potatoes today.

有哪些甜甜中帶有點沙 雕的諧音梗文案?

小狗和小貓還有小兔一起上語文課,老師要抽一位小動物背誦課文,猜猜會抽中誰?小狗,因為旺旺仙貝!

Puppy and kitten and bunny have Chinese class together, the teacher wants to draw a small animal to recite the text, guess who will be drawn? Puppy, because of Wang Wang Xian Bei!

有一塊玻璃它有點困了,然後它從樓上跳下來並且說:晚安,我碎啦!

There is a piece of glass, it is a little sleepy, and then it jumped down from upstairs and said: "Good night, I am broken!"!

有哪些甜甜中帶有點沙 雕的諧音梗文案?

我去買生 蠔,回家的路上生 蠔全跳下袋子,鑽到泥土裡,原來這叫蠔喜歡泥~

I went to buy oysters, oysters on the way home all jumped out of the bag, drilling into the soil, the original called oysters like mud ~

有一天,小鴨對小雞表白:“小雞,我愛你。” 小雞:“你duck不必。”

One day, the duckling confesses to the chicken: "Chicken, I love you." Chicken: "You don't have to."

有哪些甜甜中帶有點沙 雕的諧音梗文案?

學校新裝修,校長巡視了一遍,還算滿意地說,要是能再來點綠化那就好了。第二天,學校裡撒滿了鹽。

The school is newly decorated, the principal inspected it again, and said with satisfaction that it would be good if it could be afforested again. The next day, the school was full of salt.

蠟燭:“媽媽我們的火苗為什麼一跳一跳的?”蠟燭媽媽:“傻孩子,因為我們是精神小火啊!”

CANDLE: "Mother, why do our flames jump and jump?" CANDLE MOTHER: "Silly Child, because we are the spirit of small fire Ah!"

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