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《老外怎麼看》S12小組賽第五日

由 諸葛寒香 發佈於 科技

Game 1 FNC vs C9

Great jungle performance from Razork. Managed to get all 3 C9 lanes ahead!

---Malrang brainwashing all EU junglers into thinking jarvan is a good pick. What a disgusting performance from razork

---Razork finally managed to carry a team

---never seen a worse jarvan in pro play in my entire life and i'm not joking... 5 immobile enemy champions, 0 EQ landed.

Razork的打野表現太好了,做到了讓C9三線全優!

---Malrang把EU打野們給洗腦了,讓他們以為皇子竟然是個不錯的選擇,Razork的表現真令人噁心。

---Razork 總算C了隊伍一次了

---不開玩笑地説從來沒見過更糟糕的皇子。。。對面五個沒有位移的笨比,一次EQ都中不了。

hyli legit plays like he thinks every support is just pyke with a different skin

---that soraka flank sure was nasty, lmao.

嗨了送把每一個輔助玩得像穿着不一樣皮膚的派克

---這索拉卡的繞後太噁心了

America and the whole world had a dream. But week 1 FNC arrived and destroyed it. RIP 0:18

---As an NA fan going 1-17 but denying FNC quarters>>>0-18

美國和整個世界都有一個夢想,但是第一週的FNC摧毀了這個偉大的夢想,0-18安息吧

---身為一個北美的樂子粉,0-18的樂子遠不及1-17並且把FNC從八強賽踢出去

Go 0-9 first week

Spoil EU's chance of making it out of groups in second week

Refuses to elaborate

Leaves for airport speedrun

第一週0-9

第二週擾亂EU出小組賽的概率

深藏功與名

馬上準備機場速通

Game 2 T1 vs FNC

Keep giving Sivir Yuumi over, I'm sure next time will be different!

---Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

繼續給對面輪子媽和貓,下一次肯定會有不一樣結果的

---瘋狂:指一次次重複的嘗試同一件事情並期待着有不一樣的結果

all of t1 really saw hyli as free real estate the entire game lmao

---is it time for Rhuckz

--- Nah just let Hyli int 3 games back to back.

T1的全員一整局都把嗨了送看成移動的ATM了

---是Rhucks時間了嗎

---算了,就讓嗨了送連着送三局吧

FNC fans, week 2 Worlds buff already expired...we’re in week 3

--- No Rekkles no quarters ?

FNC粉絲們,第二週的FNC加成已經過期了,現在是第三週

---沒有歐城就打不進八強?

EU teams ban Yuumi challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

---EU隊伍ban貓挑戰(不可能完成的難度)

FNC doesn't scrim, and considering they didn't ban Yuumi, they don't analyze games either. What do they do?

- Coach probably too busy shopping in a gucci store

FNC不打訓練賽,現在也不ban貓,他們也不分析遊戲,他們到底做了什麼?

---教練大概忙着在古馳店瘋狂購物吧

FNATIC: Hyli has unexpectedly broke both his hands backstage, so we need rhuckz for the rest of worlds. Unfortunate situation really...

FNATIC:我們很不幸的通知大家,嗨了送不小心在後台把他的手摔斷了,兩隻都摔斷了。那麼現在我們只能上Rhucks

Game 3 C9 vs EDG

Rip C9 miracle run hype train October 13-October 13th

GG EDG, man they looked so fucking good this game.

--- They might even win worlds someday.

--- Unlike NA :D

--- NA fucked up in not hosting a World Championship with just themselves. Could've crowned themselves world champs without inviting anyone else like the NFL and MLB

安息吧,C9從10/13 到10/13的高潮。GG EDG,他們看起來真tm的猛啊。

---説不定有一天EDG還能贏S賽呢

---和NA不一樣

---NA本可以舉辦一場只有他們的世界賽。他們如果不邀請其他地區就可以輕鬆奪冠了,就像美國橄欖球聯賽NFL和美國職業棒球大聯盟MLB一樣

Might have lasted longer if C9 didn't get immediate amnesia after finally winning a game lmfao. That has to be the hugest strategic int I've ever seen from a team.

Lose 3 games playing carry top and mid.

Win a game playing tank top and support mid with hypercarry bot.

Go back to first strategy in do or die game.

Max Waldo should never be a head coach ever again.

--- If you ask the players to play something they don't want to, you get fired. Don't forget!

--- Trust the system!

本來可以堅持的久一點的,如果C9沒有在終於贏下一局後立馬失憶的話。 打了三把中上輸了三把,總算用坦克上單和輔助性中單和下路大核贏了一局,然後馬上就回到之前輸掉的戰術

Max以後永遠不要當教練了吧

---別忘了如果你叫你隊員玩他們不想玩的英雄你會被炒魷魚喲

---相信LCS的教練體系!

game was legit 5v4 for EDG, Fudge might as well have been a melee minion

這把對EDG是純純的5v4。 Fudge跟個近戰兵沒兩樣

Got one win to ruin the 0-18.

Got one kill to ruin EDG's perfect game.

--- We do a little trolling

拿下一個勝場打亂了0-18 的夢想

拿下一個人頭打亂了EDG的完美遊戲

---我們就是lol攪屎棍!

idk guys i think kaisa is a solid ban

its not like viper has an aphelios skin or anything

--- When your support is autofilled I don't think it matters what the enemy AD is you're probably gonna lose lol

大傢伙我覺得卡莎是個很好的ban,反正對面也沒有厄斐琉斯的皮膚擁有者什麼的

---當你的輔助是補位的,對面ad選什麼大概率沒什麼關係

Fudge: Wait, you guys actually expected more wins?? I promised we’d get at least 1 win and there you have it. We’re back to being bad LOL

Oh and those who doubted us, thinking we couldn’t win 1 game, go fuck yourselves

Fudge:啊?你們真的還覺得我們能贏下更多場遊戲??我保證我們能最少贏下一場,我們做到了。現在我們要繼續躺平擺爛了。

哦對了,那些懷疑我們一場都贏不下的,fuck yourselves.

Game 4 FNC vs EDG

so I guess now we know what Fnatic Week 3 is

現在我們知道FNC 的第三週是什麼表現了

They didn’t get any T2 Turret today

---fNAtic

FNC今天沒有拿到任何二塔

---fNAtic

Fine, now let's try BOTH C9 and FNC against EDG. Bet they won't look so hot then!

---More people to kill= More gold for EDG = faster scaling= Faster game

好吧,現在我們試試把C9和FNC綁在一起打EDG,這下你沒法子了吧EDG

---更多的人=更多可以拿的人頭=更多的經濟=更快的發育=更快結束遊戲

my name is meiko,i am 17 years old and my favorite champion is nami and thresh!

我叫妹扣,今年17歲,擅長的英雄是娜美和錘石

0/16/10 for Hilyssang today, strong performance from him

海麗桑今天的kda 0/16/10,還是同往常一樣給力呢

Game 5 T1 vs C9

Zven: If you pick Fiora again, so I’ll play Heimer support

Fudge: deal

---Everyone picking for fun and Fudge decided to embarass himself on Fiora one more time

---Fudge truly representing NA, the 4fun region, by picking 4fun throughout the tournament except one tryhard game to fuck over EU.

---even in defeat we still hate EU

Zven:如果你再選劍姬,我就玩大頭輔助給你看

Fudge:彳 亍

---所有人都在娛樂,只有fudge覺得用劍姬再丟一次臉

---Fudge是擁有真正的NA娛樂之魂的選手,娛樂賽區,選了一整個小組賽的娛樂英雄,只認真了一次就為了把EU幹翻

Did you outplay Faker?

Jensen: Yes.

And what did it cost?

Jensen: Everything.

你打敗了Faker嗎?

Jensen:是的

代價是什麼呢?

Jensen:一切的一切

Win or lose, what matters is Jensen clapped Faker multiple times this game.

輸還是贏都不重要了,重要的是Jensen把Faker秀了很多次

Fudge preserves his 100% win rate on tanks

Fudge目前坦克的勝率是100%

JENSEN VS FAKER AT THE END SO POG! jensen tried to clap faker like he promised all those years ago.

最後Jensen vs Faker 燃爆了!Jensen成功的實現了他要把faker打爆的承諾

Game 6 EDG vs T1

Faker has still only ever exited groups in first place

Faker從沒有以小組第一以外的身份出線過

T1 is like Brazil at the FIFA World Cup. They may not always be the favorite to win the tournament, but they are always guaranteed to dominate the group stage.

T1就像是世界盃的巴西一樣。他們不一定是最被看好的冠軍爭奪者,但是他們總是能薄紗小組賽

And fudge tried to counter pick that guy LMAO

---There’s a reason Flandre hasn’t even thought twice about locking tanks against Zeus.

所以Fudge竟然還試着去counter宙斯,笑死我了

---聖槍哥二話不説的選了坦克打宙斯是有理由的

these guys make support look so easy holy shit

輔助在這些人手裏怎麼看起來這麼簡單的樣子

Faker getting camped the whole day: "You camped the wrong lane motherfuckers"

Faker在被蹲後:你們蹲錯人了,混賬東西們

It's just a Zeus gap.

--- God gap

單純的宙斯差距

---神的差距

Frontline Soraka > Flanking Soraka

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